Welcome

 

Hello everyone welcome to Zee Bloopers.  Dicemania/Netzee has been on the net over 4 yrs and we all have seen our share of typos and funny moments in the Talker.  We want to share the laughs and good times with you.  Be aware that these ARE all mistakes and typos and were done "UN"intentionally some are with Adult language.   Please do not repeat them in the talker, it will probably get you removed (lol) Feel free however to tell your friends via ICQ or IM.   Or just send them to visit this url, if they are 18 years old or over.

Thanks Everyone for your submissions

~NOW FOR THE FUN~

Our Fearless Leader NEVER gets caught with his pants down...hehehehe one day Kahla told him to type .big and he would get a zee,  and he DID it then she said "HEY Gary, GUESS what?"  

He says "WHAT?"  Kahla tells him "there IS NO .small!!!" Gary---->

 

Tonto's famous saying when he gets a Zee"He Shoots He SCORES!!!" 

It came out as "He shiits he SCORES!!!"

(hehhe see Tonto below)

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VickiiT had been telling friends about her new kitten and said the kitten climbed up in her lap and she announced to the talker that the reason she was typoing was because she was "petting her pussy" (Aussie accent)  ROFLMAO  

MsBudlite>I saw the blooper page Vickii, that's a nice pussy 

MsBudlite>I had one just like it

ANNDDDDDDD .....Vickii doesn't have time to play with anyone else she keeps having "Quickies with JB"

Kahla really needs to learn the members names.  This is her and Toto=Tonto on the way to Oz. 

 

And Kahla gives Clit ,  I mean {{{{{{{{{{Clint}}}}}}}}}} a BIGGGG hug as she asks how Linda is (no graphics here) lol

 

Lippy hunts and pecks, while rolling her dice. OMG (ROFL) While she tells everyone in the talker she forgot to "Wind her cock, to wake her in the morning"  

Oh Boy Lippy is at it again, trim the hair on your fingers lippy the "F" key is right next to the "G" key!!!

LIPgloss> fluck u all)))))))))))))))))

tonto> Excuse me lippy???

LIPgloss> OMGG) sorry OMGG0

StarDancer> now there is a typo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And better YET it's contagious !!!  Whatshername caught it!!!!

whatshername> nope..think it is a youngster....so will just shit it...so will just shit it and leave it alone..LOL

marigold> ROFL

Jules> whn!!!

cruzenpup> woooo watch that word whn rofl

marigold> that;s one for the bloopers page

cruzenpup> shut it? maybe rofl

cruzenpup> lol goldie

cruzenpup> OMG!

whatshername> oh man...sorry...meant shit it

cruzenpup> HAHAHAHHAA

luckyrolls> It worked just like tit was supposed to!

Poor Lippy, it's a good thing she and Jules are best friends or it could be bad she calls Jules a "Hoe" regularly when she asks "Hoe Jules is" (LMAO)  Jules says it's because she types with 1 hairy finger (ROFL)  Never seen a dental assistant with hairy fingers before!!! lol 

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